A dirty little family. Often incest. You are likely to see a Mitton family in your life. Please avoid at all times.
Oh shit there's a Mitton
by ThatUnknownGuy May 16, 2014
by soy un assessino February 17, 2011
A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!
by brideymo February 12, 2010
Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.
"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".
by BaldWilly June 25, 2019
So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.
Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"
by ghitigjtijh January 4, 2011
by Tilt25 March 13, 2016